I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
I am on a Bon Iver roll.
"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage."
The Black Keys - Grown So Ugly
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
I don’t even work retail but I can feel for people who work retail